Miss Ballooniverse

An eating contest for fat people. Mainly reserved for females but can include some males as well.

To enter you must be over 200-250 pounds and love to eat constantly. Also never get any physical activity and remain a fat disgusting blob for your lifetime.

This year's Miss Ballooniverse is known as Twisted Elegance. Also called Autumn. Congratulations fatso.

by SalvatoreVitale Fat Lisp December 24, 2008

go bollocks

An exclamation of disgust with someone deeply fucking stupid. Very handy when some stupid chav doesn't get a joke.

"Well, do you get it?"
"Duhhhhh"
"Ah, go bollocks"

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

bollock lick

licking of the testicles, usually enjoyed by ginger men with glasses.

Alan: Ohh yeah time for a bollock lick on my ginger ball sack.
Laura: YUM!

by mealot July 8, 2006

balloons

people on social networking sites such as facebook who take part in using words like lmao or lol or making smiley faces out of puntuality such as full stops brackets forward slashes ect ect also people who change thier relationship stauts 4 times a week so all the balloons can make vomitle statements on the subject this is originates from myself in liverpool csayle

βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.｡•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*｡.あ*.:۞｡*ﾟ’ﾟ･

( LMAO, LOL, BBE) letter gripe

(LMAO)

(lol) fine the cunt

(brb) be right back apparently NO NO NO

NEW FIRM OF BALLOONS ON THE SCENE!!!!!!
people lads included i shud add r making stupid lil smiley faces outa full stops n shit wats goin on......?(ilmao brb lol omg woop woop (the lot top balloon smiley face maker)

(pml) pissing myself laughing "allegedly" nooooo
βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.｡•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*｡.あ*.:۞｡*ﾟ’ﾟ･†ஐ◄

by csayle84 aka timmy June 30, 2009

bollocking

1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.

I hate bollockings.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

balloon knot

the asshole

I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot

by eric the red September 29, 2003

balloon fart

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!

bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004