SKEETER BISCUIT

A Southern slut who is unclean and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl is a real Skeeter Biscuit!

by volsgirl1976 February 27, 2011

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Droopy biscuit

When you put your baby batter in a wrinkly, old woman.

Tim: How was the beach?
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.

by Pooser Bonzo June 25, 2016

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Daddy biscuits

When your lover has a large, plump rump.

I was trying to focus but I couldn't stop staring at his daddy biscuits.

by Carlthecreator April 11, 2017

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When you are riding shotgun in your friends car and just before getting out you fart and close the door quickly. The fart will bake in there and when your friend opens the door later.... he gets a biscuit.

I just left a shotgun biscuit in Tom's car, he is gonna taste that one.

by mocojoe August 11, 2017

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big biscuit

A hot women who's sweet like a biscuit but it’s a good one you want to slowly knaw on all day. In other words, a smokin hot bitch. Not no small biscuit from KFC that’s good for 3 seconds then it’s already in your system, a run of the mill cutie.

Anthony: “You Big Biscuit!”
Mila: “Thanks pal, but I’d rather die then touch you. Screw off goofy tooth lookin ass.”
Anthony: “Damn, another girl rejected me. I never gunnna loose no virginity. Maybe I should spend my f.u.n.d.s on plastic surgery to fix my messy self. I’m a moldy biscuit...”

by Reality Checked XDDDDDD November 10, 2017

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