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96th Base

When you acquire two rather large women (120kg minimum). Get them to stick chopsticks up their nostrils and wear flippers on their hands and feet, while flapping up and down on top of each other. You must masturbate with a salmon over them. Make fish pate with the remains and feed it to said fat girls through a snorkle, all while Free Willy plays in the background.
Guy 1: Man you smell like fish

Guy 2: Yeah got to 96th base-in it x
by 2inchAl March 28, 2013
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Cincinatti Baseball

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment
by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
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national kiss a baseball player day

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field
“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”
by Jbee153 September 14, 2021
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Basam

Noun: A total badass, originating from the middle east but showing the world who's boss. Drinks, smokes, and enjoys the company of many women. Probably was in some type of military service and definitely has killed someone before.
Steve: yo shut up tim, basams comin in, hide the women, the wine, and song!
Tim: shit! last time he came in he took all the ladies!
by Cadillac Bat December 11, 2009
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gunn baseball

the best high school baseball program in America. they also have the best baseball coach in the world.

gunn baseball also has the best high school pitching staff in the world.
by Jon jung November 27, 2007
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Third Base

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where while making out or making love, the couple advances by heavy petting and touching, while potentially removing a few articles of clothing.
This can include touching of the woman's bare legs, breasts, and hips. This can lead to the touching of private-areas.

For some, this can lead to stimulating one-another's private regions by Touch.
In more hardcore culture, this can also include oral sex or fingering. See also Mutual Masturbation
"I want to go and play. But Mommy says, that Angela is busy on the other side of the Hill. And that I have to wait until they leave. My friend Sam says they are on Third Base."
by SMX February 8, 2013
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First Base

"i went to first base with this girl"
by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003
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