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Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.
Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber
by TCJ&L September 6, 2017
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Slobber bombed

While riding a motorcycle and following a car with a dog in it, the dog with head out the window slobbers into the wind which in turn hits the rider in the face.
I was following this car and this big ass Saint Bernard stuck his head out and slobber bombed the shit out of me.
by Ammotroop69 June 7, 2018
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Adam Bamber

If this is your name. Unlucky mate but sorry to break it to you but ye gay. You may not think you are but all Adam Bamber’s live in a closet even though everyone knows you’re gay. You walk like a gay, you speak like a gay and you act like a gay.
Girl 1: is that Adam Bamber?
Girl 2: he’s such an awkward queer, gay prick he deffo has a cooter.
by Wet wipe April 17, 2019
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Facebook bombed

I posted a post to Facebook. A friend just posted a comment that upstaged my post. The friend just Facebook bombed my post by taking the attention from my post and placing the attention on their post. They Facebook bombed my post.
by Walt Stratton July 16, 2019
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Maddie bamber

To ignore a message someone and then let the message back then IGNORE it on porpose what a bitch !!
by Hah shit April 13, 2020
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Keto Bombed

When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.
I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!
by Scott Obrecht June 30, 2020
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