bloody booger

Noun- this seems to be a self explanatory situation, but let me clarify. A booger that it is in part or in whole, bloody. Sometimes caused by excessive nose picking. Often times a hung over beligerant drunk will find that he was punched in the nose and wakes up with a bloody booger.
Socially unacceptable, except in frat' houses.

"Check it out man, I got a bloody booger! I think I'll wipe it on the sofa."
"Oh no! Oh my gosh! Bertha just snagged a bloody booger!"
"Hey, my drunk uncle got in a fight last and woke up with bloody boogers."
"I put a bloody booger on my sister-in-law's shirt"

by Sam Davis, the original circus punk May 9, 2008

Bloody Mary

1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.

2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...

1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."

2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

blood

Originally a combination of smaller gangs formed to protect themselves from the Crips. One of the oldest sets is the piru compton bloods, who used to be crips but got pushed out. Bloods are represented by the colour red.

Bs (bloods) Up Cs (crips)Down

by hara April 18, 2006

bloody hell

A very famous line from Harry Potter. It is normally said by Ron Weasley.

Ron: Bloody hell, Harry!
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Ron: What the bloody hell was that all about?
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Ron: Bloody hell!

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Ron: Bloody hell. Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more.

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Ron: in own voice Bloody Hell!
Harry: We still sound like ourselves. You've got to sound more like Crabbe.
Ron: in lower voice Um... Bloody hell
Harry: Excellent.

by eLLiE49 October 6, 2009

Bloody Oath

Australian slang term. Used in light hearted manner conveying humour at seriousness of subject under discussion. The more humour Australians use in speech is indicator of seriousness involved.

Q: Has the flood destroyed your farm and all the crops?
A; Bloody Oath, we'll have to start from scratch.

by ErnMalleyscrub May 7, 2011

bloods

A group of people who formed a rival gang to the crips. though now bloods has become popular amoungst teenagers who are large fans of eninem and tupac, still live at their paretnt house, and in their 20's. They go around their local neighborhood claiming and convincing young kids that they are bloods. They usually only "jump" 13-15 year olds, and alot of the times, it girls, really, they are only a bunch of fucking pussies who have no problem with fighting in large groups against one person, even if the person lacks the y chromisone.

they should be strangled with their own intestings.

blood: bitch, shut the fuck up
*hits girl*
bloods girlfriend: stop!
*calls friend*
*friends come up and kick his ass, a week later he comes over with more of his blood buddies and pistols to get one girl, girls brother gets their before they could shoot her with his friends and beats the living shit out of them before the cops arive*

true story^

by anonymoussnack February 22, 2009

Late Bloomer

a teenager of ages 16-18 who is still in the early phases of Puberty

Jimmy is such a Late Bloomer!!

by idkwtfboomcakes August 12, 2008