coughing attack

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.

Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?

Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on

by vamason7 August 17, 2011

Attack On Titans

If you have watched of have heard of Anime, you have heard of AoT.
The Anime that takes 5 fucking years for a season 2 and season 3 thaa will probably be delayed a good 2 years.

If he doesn't have a name, it's 95% chance of death
He has a name and isnt the main character? 60% chance of death!

Person 1 : Man! Marco is sooo cool! I'm only Attack on Titans because of him!!
Person 2 : *Remembers episode 13* Yup...mmhmp *Sips coffee*

by lolhocares23 March 26, 2018

Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"

by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011

crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

Mack attack

A clap attack

Mack Attack gave me a clap attack

by Twittedcunt July 22, 2019

Shit attack

When you are sat on the toilet and attack on clash of clans

I was on the toilet and i done a shit attack

by Tarasdavid January 28, 2019

shark attack

Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!

Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!

by Killa1031 June 6, 2009