A heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an orgasm while watching porn. Victims of this are found in an embarrassing state. The risk of a porn attack increases as your sexual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have orgasms.
"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."
by potato_in_my_anus October 15, 2015
Get the Porn Attack mug.When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.
Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"
Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."
Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"
Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."
Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"
by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011
Get the Shark Attack mug.The act of doing something stupid and making a screeching noise while beating your hand against your chest in a rapid manner.
by Kevin McKinney May 8, 2018
Get the Tism attack mug.An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.
Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?
Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on
Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on
by vamason7 August 17, 2011
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by Tarasdavid January 28, 2019
Get the Shit attack mug.Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!
Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!
by Killa1031 June 6, 2009
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