angry pat

When you blow a whistle and wake up your lazy ass coworker. Then angry pat storms out all pissed and goes home to masturbate.

I blew my whistle and woke that queer ass fucker up and he became an angry pat

by Tito23 February 18, 2010

Angry Bigfoot

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculates on a females chest, face, or anywhere on the female, then the male rips off puebs from his anus and then places it on the semen when it hardens quickly rip off the hair and if she gets angry you've done it correctly.

Jonathon gave me a "angry bigfoot" i was so mad i slaped him.

by jweaves9 August 11, 2011

Angry Shit

To take a shit while playing angry birds on your phone.

-I cant wait to take an angry shit.

by stacked97 December 28, 2010

Angry Penguining

When you walk up behind an unsuspecting person and go on your toes, stiffen your back, and flap your arms to a 30 degree angle. If you do this after you jump in the air, it's called Flying, Angry Peguining. Like planking but you need another person to do it to.

I was walking in the mall and this guy was Angry Penguining this store clerk. Man it was so funny, he never knew what was going on behind him!

by darth maul September 27, 2012

angry pig

When having sex, take X-lax before the activity, and then shit the liquid feces all over the bitch's body, rendering her like a piglet who rolled around in mud.

Optional: Jizz in her eye, thus making it a blind piglet.

I gave her an angry pig, now she's blind for life.

by Mr. Gzella December 3, 2006

Angry Potatoe

To try and launch your penis in a pink socked butt hole

I'm going to give your mom an angry potatoe after breakfast.

by C A IN A ID II A IN April 1, 2009

Angry Pirate

The effect that occurs when one shoots jism in the face of a woman and kicks her in the shin.

blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate

by cypherserg November 20, 2007