Angry Pirate

When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed

Man Forrest got a picture of Max giving Sean an angry pirate

by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke May 9, 2008

angry dragon

A sexual experiment; started by having a man ejaculate in to a womans mouth, and tickling her which will force her to choke, causing the sperm to fly everywhere.

Are you ready to do the angry dragon?

by HUMANVIBRATOR April 15, 2009

angry pettit

When a man, who is secually attracted to only cheerleaders but is crippled by his obsessiveness over germs, forces said cheerleader to occupy a bubble contraption, thereby engagin in pleasurable cheerleader sex inside a germ-free environment.

"Dan knew that the cheerleader he was eyeing was unsavory, so he decided to gag her and force her into a bubble and thus engaging in the angry pettit."

by ITTTTTT September 29, 2009

angry dragon

when recieving oral sex, just after ejaculating in the girls mouth, you grab her by the sides of her head and shake vigorously until it foams/runs out of her nose

wagga wagga wagga wagga

by Loki December 21, 2004

angry elephant

In order to give the Angry Elephant, you must understand the concept of the "Penis Showing Game" from the movie Waiting. To pull off the angry elephant, pull your scrotum back up against your shaft, locking the shaft into a vertical position (the elephants trunk). Then push down on both sides of the "trunk" to give the elephant his "ears". Thus the Angry Elephant is born. You must tell who ever looked at the exposure how gay they are and then give them 4 kicks in the ass.

I was so excited when i got the whole room to look at my angry elephant. I got to call them all gay and kick each of their asses individually.

by Jeff Lencioni June 11, 2006

Angry black man

1. Samuel L. Jackson (in practically every movie)

2. All sodas from a soda fountain mixd equally together(no diet soda, and its not supposed to taste like bubblegum.)

3.Some guy in Universewars/hobowars

1. "yes they deserve to die, and i hoe they burn in hell!"

2. "yo bartender make me an Angry Black Man.

3. "he likes white boys"

by Nikolai Diavlo December 13, 2006

Angry Birds

During oral sex the male lifts his penis and repeatedly slaps the female in the face with his testicles.

Boy 1: Jill has two black eyes
Boy 2: Yeah heard jack gave her the Angry Birds for 2 hours

by PEANUT3378 June 28, 2011