A sorry ass no win short basketball player who fakes injuries, skips practice and blames others for his own shortcomings
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person: do you know the coolest person ever?
2ndperson: does he go to north allegheny?
person: yeah.
2ndperson: its impossible for me to know him. i'm too poor! i live in the equivalent of missouri's boothill in a doublewide. i cry about it to my daddy who works in a coal mine. i hate because im not cool enough to know him.
2ndperson: does he go to north allegheny?
person: yeah.
2ndperson: its impossible for me to know him. i'm too poor! i live in the equivalent of missouri's boothill in a doublewide. i cry about it to my daddy who works in a coal mine. i hate because im not cool enough to know him.
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