The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.
by pseupoo July 1, 2025
Get the Alaskan Flapjack mug.A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
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Get the Alaskan sunrise mug.Honestly, just having a genuinely good and appreciative conversation with a woman that you respect as an equal... and then you cum.
by Comrade Smirnoff July 22, 2025
Get the Alaskan Sunrise mug.Alaska fountain is when your partner is restrained to the bed while you place a snorkland mask on their face and fill it with a piss filled Frozen snorkel. As it melts and mask fills with pee pee the screams and the panic shoot fluid up the snorkel making a fountain. In 1817 the founders of remote island in Alaska would us this act of love to to install family values like stockholm syndrome. in there underage kidnapped wife's.
Alaskan fountain should be used when water boarding meets 1 sided love romances. bring love into a basment
by GUMBALICIOUS July 26, 2025
Get the Alaskan fountain mug.The act of placing a dip, chew, or nicotine pouch in one's upper lip instead of the traditional lower lip. This is often done to be more discreet, as it is less noticeable and doesn't require spitting
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