bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.

Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."

by GAGGOT January 17, 2010

thirst aid kit

Any container containing ice cold beer

Don't forget to bring your thirst aid kit on the float trip tomorrow.

by Official Buzzy June 20, 2021

first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017

Purple Kool-Aid

Drinking the Purple Kool-Aid will cause a person to blindly follow those that gave it to them. This definition is considered to be a misinterpretation of the Purple Kool-Aid incident in 1970.

Finding any real examples would be hard, because really, this definition is a stretch. But a women being interviewed at a Tea Party rally in Washington D.C. attempted to suggest that non-conservatives are drinking Purple Kool-Aid and blindly following the government.

by The Capitan of Kool May 31, 2010

Kool-aid hair

When one has hair the color of any flavor of a kool-aid soft drink.

Gerard Way's hair used to be black. Now he has kool-aid hair.

by MCRxMusexparamore February 20, 2011

First Aid Spray

It will heal all of your health, and cure any viral infections you may have.

A zombie bit my jugular so I sprayed some First Aid Spray on it and I felt better.

by Malofa June 22, 2011

aids list celebrity

A celebrity who has aids.

doorman: "sorry you're not on the list, you're not coming in."

freddy mercury: "no not A-list, i said i'm on the aids list."

doorman: "shit, sorry, so you are, come straight in, just don't touch me."

freddy mercury: "fuck yeah, doctors thought they knew better with all their science, but i knew one day there'd be a plus side to being an aids list celebrity."

by staygold1984 April 15, 2010