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Asshole Freak

When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely
Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist
by Normal Guys November 20, 2019
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Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
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Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
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Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.
Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
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Asshole in a Frenzy

When you use this phrase it means it got you irritated,angry, and/or made your asshole clench from Anxiety.
I hate when i can’t half-swipe on snapchat, it sent my asshole in a frenzy.
by BadBittieInTheCity April 25, 2020
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Asshole Domingo

A complete asshole that always breaks gear he works on.
Man, that Technician is a asshole domingo
by Wrench2020 May 6, 2020
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Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
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