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Albert Lin

A gay fat kid who goes to Chinese school. He has only 2 gay friends that sit with him.
by Jacobc08.19 May 27, 2018
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Alberto

a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.

Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's
Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat

Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.
by starkiiies July 26, 2017
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aertwe

qwerqwerqwerq wer were
by Kellsbells125 January 11, 2005
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albert and roberta

i wish we could be like albert and roberta.
by love1234XD June 12, 2009
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King Albert

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"
Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!
by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006
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alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.
WTF! Stop alberting me!
by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010
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AlertSpamnogic

Definition
Real-time prevention, analysis and monitoring rule based algorithmic ("alerting") against content that contains spam.
Noun.

AlertSpamnogic (uncountable, uncountable noun, mass noun, plural spamnogics)

1. alert a user, or external system, or process, if the application of ("logically") sentiment analysis, search engine analysis, and content analytics assembled in a "logical" array, or series, to identify the legitimacy of, or to have a perceived purposeful value.

2. the receiving of a message, product or service that does not provide any expected value to the recipient based on a sample of the message, content, or capabilities such as a subject, or "tags".

References
See the open-source spam intrusion system called "AlertSpamnogic" on GitHub.org. This system is distributed under BSD licensing and includes "rules" that help logically identify content tbhat contains spam.
I bought the most expensive security product/service to protect me from spam called AlertSpamnogic which is also available as an open source version if I want to install it on my PC.
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