To continually require a drink of Bourbon at every drinking opportunity while knowing that it will inevitably end with terrible decisions.
Even though she was extremely hungover the middle aged waitress could not resist a drink of Makers Mark on the rocks after work. She'd been on the Bourbon Train too long and her train had not yet pulled into station.
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