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Minute Conservative

When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.
Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?

Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011
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45 minutes

When you go off of Rowan’s time and end up in futurama by the time she is actually ready
Ha! I am Ro spelled R-O I will be there in “45 minutes
by Captain za October 27, 2023
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2 minute Dipper

Man 1-Is he already done with his lip, he put it in like two minutes ago. Is he a 2 minute dipper?
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen
by Morristown high school December 19, 2013
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Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.
Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
by Shartzy August 18, 2024
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Rosie minute

A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.
Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
by seanywester December 12, 2012
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Military Minute

A denomination of time equal to 59 regular seconds.
Person 1: are you ready yet?

Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.

Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.

Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022
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in a minute

1. Implying something will happen in a short time.

2. When something hasn't happened in or has been happening for a LONG time.
1. I'll be on Penn North in a minute.

2A. Man, I've been sitting in central booking for a minute!
2B. i haven't been to the Inner Harbor in a minute!
by johnson4 April 1, 2021
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