When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.
Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011
Get the Minute Conservativemug. by Captain za October 27, 2023
Get the 45 minutesmug. Man 1-Is he already done with his lip, he put it in like two minutes ago. Is he a 2 minute dipper?
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen
by Morristown high school December 19, 2013
Get the 2 minute Dippermug. Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
by Shartzy August 18, 2024
Get the Monkey's Minutemug. A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.
Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
by seanywester December 12, 2012
Get the Rosie minutemug. Person 1: are you ready yet?
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022
Get the Military Minutemug. 1. Implying something will happen in a short time.
2. When something hasn't happened in or has been happening for a LONG time.
2. When something hasn't happened in or has been happening for a LONG time.
1. I'll be on Penn North in a minute.
2A. Man, I've been sitting in central booking for a minute!
2B. i haven't been to the Inner Harbor in a minute!
2A. Man, I've been sitting in central booking for a minute!
2B. i haven't been to the Inner Harbor in a minute!
by johnson4 April 1, 2021
Get the in a minutemug.