douche baggins

A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.

friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins

by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011

Cock Douche

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

by QT23 March 14, 2011

Douche-Dragon

A person that is a major douche bag and spits their douchiness onto others

Wow Dave is being such a Douche-Dragon today. Douche

by King of Douche January 10, 2014

douche-calade

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade

"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."

by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016

Douche Mountain

A person who so completely embodies douchebaggery, that he or she can be said to be the pinnacle of douches, in otherwords a "Douche Mountain."

That guys is the biggest asshole ever. Whadda douche MOUNTain.

by Small Peanuts March 12, 2011

douche rack

definition for....i.e,....a group of 2 or more douches/assholes, or pricks

dude1: hey dude...check out those posers over there.
dude2: yeah i saw....pffft..what a douche rack

by NOFX=finally, a punk band May 16, 2006

douche trough

Bigger than a douche bag, smaller than a douche rocket. When someone is showing moderate levels of douche behavior.

Guy1: Man he's a douchebag.
Guy2: No way, he's a douche rocket.
Guy3: Okay, let's go with douche trough.

by DHawk33 January 20, 2008