yelling at his shoes

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "
by strikingoil May 25, 2014
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shine my shoes

Another way of sayingkiss my ass
TJ: You some shit at madden nigga!!
Rob: Nigga, Shine my shoes!
by A real brother December 11, 2022
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Whitey-two-shoes

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.
How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
by Rabbarousa October 01, 2018
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Shoe the eye pint

Taking an action with no thought for your own safety or credibility in order to save a fellow gamer from certain doom/discovery/failure. A selfless act of friendly and much-needed help.
In this instance "gamer" means one who is out attempting to have fun, often by meeting/pulling/hooking up with people in bars and clubs etc. Although this really could refer to anything in which one acts to help a friend in an unusual situation, such as distracting an angry husband while a friend makes his exit, or quite possibly negotiating with a Colombian drug cartel.
"Well he's pulled but she won't leave without her swamp donkey mate. Oh well, for his sake looks like I've got to shoe the eye pint..."
by BadgerNo1 August 18, 2005
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Tying My Shoe

Man Trying To Hide an erection by tying their shoe
I'm Tying My Shoe.
by King_Yebo$$$$$ October 21, 2016
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shoe addiction dissorder

Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays
RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali
by Ryanj123456789 June 19, 2019
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Velcro Shoes Smart

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.
Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.
by CPT Ron November 14, 2017
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