National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.
It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.
by Ricky c to the c January 4, 2022
Get the National blowjob daymug. Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
by Olan101 January 4, 2025
Get the Daddy blowjobmug. The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
Get the Blowjob Robertsmug. by Willow._.The._.Angel May 26, 2019
Get the Blowjobmug. A sex act in which the male genitalia is taken by the female mouth, it is important to note this is not considered cheating if the male in question has a B in his name
by Coolkid01020202 November 30, 2018
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Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
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by Primitivebean March 15, 2022
Get the Barbed wire Blowjobmug. by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019
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