I'll marsh mellow your mom

Some disterbing s** position

I'll marsh mellow your mom -Phil Lester 2017

by Ell lesowell November 5, 2017

wikipedia choose your own adventure

Noun. When you find a concept that a person who is brilliant wrote, that you don't understand. You open the wikipedia article about that concept, and open tabs in your browser for all of the links in that wikipedia article that you also don't understand. Eventually, you have 25 tabs open and you hit the terminal point where you understand, then you work your way backwards through the other 24 tabs until you understand it all. Choose your own adventure books were books that had many possible endings depending on the pages you chose. They were entertainment circa 1985.

How does MD5 hashing work? It uses one way functions...How do one way functions work? Uh oh, time for a wikipedia choose your own adventure.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

making your bitches come true

When your complaining leads to the consequence you were complaining about.

Her boyfriend finally dumped her because she kept hassling him about how he wouldn't get more serious. I told her "you keep making your bitches come true."

by DJRobZiem February 15, 2017

Do as your boyfriend says day

You do anything you boyfriend asks or says for the whole day, to corporate male dominance

Do as your boyfriend says day: you do what your boyfriend ask or tells you

by NewtonMon5terEn3 April 26, 2020

did your sports team lose?

This a way to say “are you on your period?” to a man.

It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.

Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...

by average evolved monkey May 31, 2020

go ahead with your bad self

Go ahead with your bad self

Go ahead with your bad self

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Go up side your head

To hit someone on the side of the head usually in order to start a fight etc.

I'm about to go up side your head.

by Judge dredd7 November 30, 2011