Shit out of Luck

(1) The word speaks for itself. Get used to it. You're shit out of Luck.

*A man walks into a convenience store in the middle of nowhere, drenched in sweat*

Man: Help! My car just broke down 6 miles away. Can you....

*Clerk interrupts*

Clerk: You're shit out of Luck. I'm just closing.

Man: HEY! Fuck you! Help me, you bastard!

Clerk: Fuck off, I'm going home.

by SteppinNeppin September 13, 2009

shit on my cheese

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...

Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.

by Sam March 16, 2005

fuck shit piss

a funny flash movie, totally random, but funny

search for fuck shit piss on google and hit im feeling lucky!

by rag on a muffin December 10, 2003

SHIT HIT THE FAN

When a secret is let out with potentially devastating consequences. If some faeces were to come into contact with a fan it would splatter them everywhere, devastating.

"I told this guy at my school how his girlfriend was a good lay, then the shit hit the fan."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Stupid Ass Shit

Stupid Stuff you pull out of your ass instead of your brain.

What kind of stupid ass shit you talkin about bitch?

by Fluffyness August 4, 2010

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005

swagger ass shit

something that is so fly that it is almost unimaginable

Holy shit! Look at that kid. He's wearing some swagger ass shit.

by awwwwshiiittttt229 April 14, 2009