The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
by CSHS Poster May 23, 2020
Get the Clear Spring High Schoolmug. Schuylkill Valley or "SV" is a small school crammed in Leesport! The school which is full of fuckboys, std filled roaches, vapers and so much more! Schuylkill Valley is also known as a crackhead school. Which means its slammed between Wilson, Reading and Conrad Weiser 3 of the most interesting schools. The football team is really chill. But conturary to the belief of the people at the Phoebe Old People home (School Admins) its educational prowess is complete dogshit. We do not learn much at sv or learn anything that will benefit us! And another belief is that we are a smoke free school! You couldn't be so far from the truth. Every bathroom for the Guys are closed and the school wont open them up! SVHS is also known a Whetto School(White Ghetto) school. It is most infested with wannabe thugs who dress like the white bot version of King Von and Carti. (the rapper carti) but that's essentially schuylkill valley in a nutshell. A school full of Wannabe thugs and crackheads and transfer kids who will be gone within the year.
by WeedJesus69 March 26, 2025
Get the Schuylkill Valley High Schoolmug. by mfdoge March 22, 2019
Get the high test girlmug. After you get your degree in low quality trolling, high quality is the stuff of legends. The only rule is you can't be caught.
Bubba: I heard your sister was online trolling folks.
Gabriel: Was it the everyday trolling or high quality?
Bubba: I reckon it was the everyday variety because if it was the high quality trolling, I wouldn'tof heard about it.
Gabriel: Was it the everyday trolling or high quality?
Bubba: I reckon it was the everyday variety because if it was the high quality trolling, I wouldn'tof heard about it.
by FishmasterFlash November 30, 2022
Get the high quality trollingmug. There is no way I’m touching that... either we wait for some one to come in or I gonna kick it with a Dunny High Flick
by Smooax August 29, 2020
Get the dunny high flickmug. What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.
They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.
They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.
Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.
by daltonjfk January 17, 2020
Get the Sky high Januarymug. by DrugAddict370 December 13, 2020
Get the Allegan High Schoolmug.