shitting gold bricks

What Do you think I'm doing shitting money.

why are you leaving the lights on, what do you think I'm doing shitting gold bricks.

by nickofromhou September 9, 2009

Deader n shit

Anything that is obviously dead and has been dead for a while.

Bubba told his friend Ned that Cooter, his yella dog, got hit by a truck. Ned asked Bubba if Cooter got hurt. Bubba blubbered "Cooter was deader n shit."

by Bigalfa1 July 27, 2008

Shit-load-orgy

A larger than normal collective of any one living creature in a single household that might impeded the everyday life of an average sane human being.

Man, that senile old lady down the street has a shit-load-orgy of cats.

by Epic Master of Impending Doom December 9, 2008

Shit was so cash

A saying used to describe an enjoyable or pleasurable experience.

"Props to letting me bone your sister, Tyrone. Shit was so cash."

by Lunitomb February 13, 2018

your shit stinks

1. phrase used to let an individual know that they are lying in the extreme and you have an overwhelming sense that they are, in fact, telling a lie or keeping secrets

2. powerful phrase used to intimidate small house pets that tend to defecate and/or urinate freely all over the place or have very potent smelling feces and/or urine; can also be used to intimidate people of low character

1. example-

*Gerrick walks outside*

William: "Do you smell that?"

Gerrick: "Uh... I thought I just had to fart... and I..." :'(

William: "I knew it! I could smell your shit a mile away.
Your shit stinks, fool!"

Gerrick: "I need to go change." :'(

William: "Your shit tells all, so you're right, plus you're older than me. So suck on it!"
"And how dare you step foot on this porch guns hot!"

2. example-

a.
Bobby: Babygirl? Was that you who did this?

Babygirl: *tucks tail in between legs*

Bobby: Your shit stinks! but I ain't pickin' it up...

Babygirl: *runs off*

b.
overly-confident/delusional musician: "I'm tha SHIT!"

honest individual: "Your SHIT stinks, with shit referring to your music and your overall character!"

by TrillWill June 16, 2012

mexican shit scrapper

the art of shitting on a persons doona cover and rolling them up in it like a burito. To achieve its fulll effect the shit should be sloppy and warm like gravy. beware of pinkeye. Have a nice smile on your face dont feel pressured into anything you dont want to do unless you are already caught in the covers.

"Dude apparently moggy was really pissin laquisha off so she decided to give moggy a gool ole mexican shit scrapper heard she got pinkey"
OH HELL NO

by MrMaternityLeave July 1, 2011

Dat gud shit

Some weed that is very good, and gives you a very good high.

Yo, I smoked dat gud shit today!!!!!

by Dat Bitch September 9, 2006