dirty eyelid

you cum on a girls closed eyes, then put that cum in your mouth, spit in her pussy and finally fuck her senseless.

dude last night i totally pulled a dirty eyelid on my chick

by bobo jizz December 27, 2007

Dirty smurf

An excellent mix drink that is comprised of the new blue redbull and sailor jerry or any lt rum.

Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween

That dirty smurf was a kick in the ass!

by Dirtysmurf December 9, 2016

Dirty Nyssa

When your vibrator runs out of batteries so you pee in a condom, freeze it and use that instead. Makes a nice refreshing icy pole afterwards.

Poop can also be used.

"girl, I couldn't be bothered going to the shop to get batteries so I made a Dirty Nyssa"

by sausagehead July 29, 2020

dirty cian

To perform a dirty Cian, you must eat your dogs penis whilst erect after this step, you put the rest of the dog in a blender and ejaculate into the substance, once these steps are complete... force your girlfriend or partner to drink the juice.

Wow, i enjoyed spending last night with my girlfriend, i gave her a dirty cian and she loved it!

by Used Rag April 13, 2020

Dirty Balloon

When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons

Bro 1: why is Jana so sad?
Bro 2: some dude left her with dirty balloons
Bro 1: hahaha

by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010

Dirty amina

The act of sucking off 6 black men all at once while being fully clothed and high off febreze

My boyfriend pulled a dirty amina on my homies last night #lit

by Pseudonymgod April 15, 2020

Dirty Cecilia

The act of reviving a thumb in the butt then squeezing so hard you dislocate your partners thumb

The unicorn gave cookie a dirty Cecilia

by Littlebig jeff March 8, 2019