The Dirty Laetitia is a varient of the typical titty fuck. A man first fucks the woman in their rectum to ensure a good slick coat, and then titty fucks his woman.
by WhiplashNinja October 12, 2019

When your vibrator runs out of batteries so you pee in a condom, freeze it and use that instead. Makes a nice refreshing icy pole afterwards.
Poop can also be used.
Poop can also be used.
by sausagehead July 29, 2020

To perform a dirty Cian, you must eat your dogs penis whilst erect after this step, you put the rest of the dog in a blender and ejaculate into the substance, once these steps are complete... force your girlfriend or partner to drink the juice.
by Used Rag April 13, 2020

When a woman wears the same thong for a month straight while never showering. Then she takes her thong and makes her lover wear it like a lvl 10 crusty helm of destruction with the ability to keep STDs away simply by scaring them away from the overwhelming stench.
Used in some developing countries as a defense against Mormon Missionaries.
Used in some developing countries as a defense against Mormon Missionaries.
Bruh! She totally pulled a dirty Rhiannon on me! I’ve never felt so invincible. I even let her give me a Dirty Justin I was so confident!
by Der N Meister March 31, 2020

by Jonnyby' May 21, 2017

When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons
by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010

by Pseudonymgod April 15, 2020
