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Dead Baby Joke

Q: What is Gods favorite dead baby joke?
A: S.I.D.S
by Big D1234000 June 29, 2011
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dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.
mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board
by Larry April 13, 2004
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Piggy-Back Joke

(ADJ) When someone makes a joke from your joke and makes it not funny, then they have piggy-backed your joke. The joke usually goes from being funny to not being funny.
He totally ruined your joke by making a Piggy-Back Joke from it.
by Piggy-back Joke November 3, 2011
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Yo mama joke

Here's a nice one.........
Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station.
by The Kentucky Yankee July 27, 2005
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nature's cruelest joke

When a child is really, really, old... but not.
see:Progeria
She had Progeria; it sucked til she died.
by thejesusgod October 18, 2004
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self-effacing joke

What Jake Gyllenhaal used to charm Taylor Swifts dad
“…you who charmed my dad with self-effacing jokes, sipping coffee like you’re on a late night show” All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)
by Taylor’s left ear November 23, 2021
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Practical-offending-joke

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones
Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
by Robin December 10, 2003
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