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You wil fucking die but before that your supposed to go fuck your fucking ass self in the toilet
Oh let’s fuck tommy in the toilet??
Dick:yeah sure
DIE bc of sex
by Hi your notwelcomed November 15, 2021
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Die geile Briide

Die geile Briide is a group of friends. All of these friends are fucking legends and love to bang some mad hoes.
Lets go out with Die geile Briide and fuck some bitches
by Emenegger November 23, 2021
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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PoopPuke&Die

A severe stomach condition where one feels nauseous and has it cummin outta both ends.
See blowout.

It looks like and sounded like someone cleaned PoopPuke&Die off the windows.
by PineappleJuice March 30, 2015
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squeeg or die

A group chat consisting of young individuals that think they are “vape gods”
Have you seen the new post in squeeg or die?
by @_••_@ November 20, 2017
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man die

What you need to make sure you always have your super heroes around.
A die is what is used to form steel into something strong and useful. Superman did not need one to be created, but mere mortals require a man die to replicate their heroes.
It took them many hours of careful grinding and polishing to create a man die capable of cloning their hero, Steve McQueen. But, even in the earliest stages, it was test-stamping out quite a remarkable version of Clint Eastwood, post Dirty Harry, just prior to Gran Torino.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
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