Weiner

Its like a big 'ol' penis....except for its not!!!

John has a big weiner but a little penis.

by vurtoity November 24, 2010

Rice Weiner

Terminology used to describe an asians penis. Roughy one quarter inch (half a lorenz).

I enjoy watching asain porn because seeing a Rice Weiner makes me feel huge!

by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 1, 2008

Happy Weight

The accumulation of weight around the gut that results from being indiscriminently promiscuous.

Damn, that girl's got mad happy weight!

by Mandarin twin September 30, 2011

Hairy weiner aka harold weiner

Mr. Bo jangles' brother's friend's doctor's husband's veterarian's sister's cousin.

A guy slangin' some dope shit (the flamest polyester on the northwest side)

a negro: Hey, where's Harold?
b negro: FUCK YOU CRACKHEAD!!

by MeowMixer October 5, 2004

weiner salad

A common nickname for Mills E. Godwin's own Jack Salidino. Known as a true weiner salad, Jack accels in all aspects of baseball, more specifically catching. He is a god walking among mere mortals, starting at catcher in JV as a freshman. Announcers got the nickname after adoring fans playing at the varsity level began chanting "JACK WEINER SALAD" at the sight of him.

"Now hitting, the catcher, number 7, Jack Weiner Salad"

"Hey did you see Weiner Salad? His cup got shattered by the pitching machine. Oh that Weiner Salad..."

by Darklord664 July 30, 2008

cheese weiner flonk donk

That which camps while playing ANY of the call of duty games. (ps3, Xbox 360 etc.)

That cheese weiner flonk donk is pissing me off!
Camping ass Cheese weiner flonk donk, I'm going to find your camping ass and shank you with my tactical knife!!!

by Mocha Toka January 13, 2010

Fat D Weight

The biggest Male genatalia in the world is normally reffered to as dat fat D weight dick.

"Should i tell you that ever since i was young, I imagined sucking some fat D weight dick" - Lebron James

by Raging eskimo November 26, 2010