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Cuban Wank

The act of placing the erect male member between a suitably large pair of female mamories followed by the repeated backward and forward movement thereof until orgasm reached.
Yo dog, that girl sho' knows how to cuban.
by London dawg May 13, 2005
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Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself
Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!
by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012
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AMPM wank

when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.
i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank
by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017
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s2f wank

"Start to finish" wank - when you wank quickly without stopping - from flaccid right up to ejaculation
Just had an s2f wank - didn't even pause for breath
by Jared Pollock November 29, 2011
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wank scab

a wank scab is when you masturbate without lotion, and causes a scab of blood on your penis.
i masturbated so hard, i had a wank scab on my penis
by Elysium1234 January 30, 2014
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Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
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ski wank

When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.
John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank
by John David Thompson September 12, 2013
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