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Touchdown There

”’Touchdown There”’ (2 November 1982 – Present), commonly known as ”’NagolGnik”’ (Nag-ol Nick), is the Irish king of The Gridiron. He is the most celebrated member of the The Gridiron and the creator of one of the largest empires in selection history.

Born in Baldwinsville in 1982, Touchdown There was tutored by the famed philosopher Johnny Benched. In 2010 he succeeded the 2009 Gridiron champion to the throne. Touchdown There inherited a strong kingdom and an experienced army. He succeeded in being awarded the generalship of The Gridiron and, with his authority firmly established, launched the plans for expansion he created. In 2010 he invaded The Gridiron and began a war lasting the whole football season. Touchdown There broke the power of Necessary Roughness in a series of decisive battles, most notably the battles of Week two and Week three. Subsequently he overthrew the Necessary Roughness and conquered the entirety of The Gridiron.

Personality
Touchdown There’s personality is well described by the ancient sources. Some of his strongest personality traits formed in response to his parents. His mother had huge ambitions for Touchdown There, and encouraged him to believe it was his destiny to conquer The Gridiron. Indeed, Touchdown There’s relationship with his father generated the competitive side of his personality; he had a need to out-do his father, as his reckless nature in battle suggests.
Touchdown There’s most evident personality traits were his violent temper and rash, impulsive nature, along with his 100% arrogance, which undoubtedly contributed to some of his decisions during his life. Balls of Steel thought that this part of his personality was the cause of his weakness for alcohol. Although Touchdown There was stubborn and did not respond well to orders from authority figures, he was easier to persuade by reasoned debate. Indeed, set beside his fiery temperament, there was a calmer side to Touchdown There; perceptive, logical, and calculating. He had a great desire for knowledge, a love for philosophy, and was an avid reader. This was no doubt in part due to his tutelage by Johnny Benched; Touchdown There was intelligent and quick to learn. The intelligent and rational side to Touchdown there is also amply demonstrated by his ability and success.

Early Victories
Touchdown There was a quick study to The Gridiron. Learning quickly that the other members of The Gridiron were fools and incompetent when it came to football selections. His superior knowledge and intellect proved to be unmatched and his victories quickly showed this. This knowledge coupled with his vast football career consisting of playing the fifth quarter of freshman football made him an instant favorite among fans of The Gridiron. With his quick wit and silver tongue he was able to create the most creative and elaborate victory speeches that left opponents shaken and emotionally broken.
by Nagolgnik November 12, 2010
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Cheese Touch

When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.
The origins come from "cutting cheese".

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The act of taking a shit and jacking off with orgasm happening at the same time as the shit hits the toilet.
I just scored a touchdown in the bathroom.
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a funny phrase to say after any question
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