fat as a tick

Stuffed from eating after a big meal.

As in after Thanksgiving "I'm bout' fat as a tick"

by E-Rock December 7, 2004

Tickle Trunk

The mental storage space of imagery recalled upon for the purposes of female masturbation. The female equivalent of the male "spank bank".

Girl 1: Oh my GOD, did you SEE Daniel Craig in that speedo in Casino Royale??

Girl 2: Umm..yes! Filing that one in the tickle trunk for later.

by Mrs. Dressup March 12, 2012

booty tickle

When a female barely touches you with her ass and you get that weird tickly feeling and then you go to the bathroom and jack it off because you're a faggot

"She booty tickled me in the lunch line while I was playing with my yuh GI oh cards"

by Paryclown September 15, 2013

tick

Any one of a number of bloodsucking parasites formerly identified as my lover, companion or priest.

I spent the better part of the morning in downtowns Third Circuit Court having a tick removed.

by Kilgore Delanie November 21, 2003

Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

1) Lying

2) Crying Wolf

Also known as Selling Tickets.

The bitch next door said my dog tried to attack her but I know she was sellin' tickets

by AmberLocs March 28, 2005

Peruvian pickle tickle

Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.

Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?

Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.

Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?

Ron: That doesn't make sense.

by ilikecrepes May 16, 2009

Thicky

Any one person who is a womanizer and/or has a penis that doubles the size of an average black male

-Hey! Did you see Thicky walk by?
-Yeah, all I noticed was his bulge.

by Patt Magano June 29, 2011