throat dick

very coarse way to say vulva

if I massage the throat dick, lots of drool comes out

by __Maxime__ May 17, 2007

Punch-Throat

A game that is sweeping the nation. It is currently the fastest growing sport in America with a 300% growth within the last month. The object of the game is to punch your oponents throat. For full rules check out the official facebook page for punch throat.

Person 1: Bro do you want to play Punch-Throat?
Person 2: Nah, I'm too sore from the last game

by Punch throater June 13, 2010

throatum

The dangly thing in the back of your throat. If you touch it you'll vomit.

My day was going great until my dog licked some peanut butter off my throatum and I vomited in his mouth.

by Cole Sickler April 22, 2006

long throat

A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from across the room and tries to preform deep throat as they land a jump of as great a distance as they can manage. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.

As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. After mentally preparing herself, she took a running start toward the bed.

by Adam Proctor November 18, 2007

Throat Violin

The sexual act of sticking a penis in between the fat folds of the neck or shoulder of an over-weight or obese person in the way that mimics a violin.

Jeff: Hey man, how was Angeline, that chick you met on myspace?

Sawyer: She was so horny she asked me to give her a throat violin!

Jeff: Damn, she must of been pretty fat.

by Fetish King July 30, 2010

banana throat remedy

uses the inner peel of the banana to cure a sore throat.
1.scrape inner peel off of about 10 lbs of bananas
2.Put in pot of water boil down until its a pastey red liquid
3. spread on cookie sheet and bake until crispy

this banana throat remedy worked really good!

by ;ksdjf;lasfj;lds March 1, 2009

orangutan with its throat cut

Unfortunate description of a ginger haired girls fanny.

This girl i shagged the other night had ginger pubes, her fanny looked like an orangutan with its throat cut.

by Marc Bentley January 13, 2007