Santa

He is not real!

Your parents are Santa!

by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019

Santa

A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer

"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"

by Susanea April 3, 2021

Santa

Santa is a girl's name in Latvia. The most loving girl. One of a kind. Treasure to find. Same name means "saint" in spanish, italian, portuguese and santa clause.

I just met the most loving girl in the world, named Santa.

by little flower April 3, 2021

Santa

The real G

Person 1: Who’s your favourite person
Person 2: Santa

by Zirkzee is the future GOAT December 23, 2019

Santa

A fat bitch who brakes into your house at night and grabs your mom, sister and wife back to the north pole

Oh shit, santa came to my house last night.

by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020

Santa

Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.

Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022

Santa

a fat guy with bunda who is a pedo and gives presents to little kids. he doesn't exist.

6 year old: Hey Joe, what will you do for christmas?
Joe: Im asking Santa for a toy car!

by dick-tionarygrapher February 4, 2021