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Jason Ford

A guy who's can't hold a relationship to save his life and is gonna die a virgin. He uses his truck as compensation and has an insatiable thirst for nicotine.
God that guy is such a Jason Ford
by Azclake February 12, 2020
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Jason

Jason is the one that is always words but no skills. He fucking curses a lot, than goes on to get rejected my everyone else. He’s a bitch.
Jason’s a BITCH
by YeetusFeetua February 16, 2020
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Jason Dang

by @jason_dang March 5, 2020
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Jason

When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.
Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?
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Jason

A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.

All around good buddy.
Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.
by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020
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Jason

the man who knows where da smoke is
yo, jason gots da smoke, let's slide
by thiccboi10 June 8, 2020
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Jason cooper

Known as cooper trooper, jay, short arse, bugs bunny, beaver teeth, and tiny jay. If you ever come across this specimen, don't be alarmed that's just his normal size; Teeth and height.

They can be dangerous, they like to lure you in with their alcoholic drinks, or even lend you a bike which has been tampered with.

Be safe, stay away!
Oooh noo!! Here comes Jason Cooper. Hide your kinder surprises.
by Rumpyboyyy June 13, 2020
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