toilet ninja

A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.

Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?

by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

Internet Ninja

Someone who can find anyone's address on the internet with little to no work at all.

Tristan: Ruthie found my address out yesterday. She must be a Grade A stalker.
Selena: Yeah, I know. She's such an Internet Ninja

by SkilletIsInvincible October 30, 2011

gchat ninja

One who consistently maintains his or her gchat status as invisible in order to 1. avoid unwanted chatting and/or 2. prevent others from knowing he or she is online, yet regularly initiates conversations with others when he or she feels up for it.

Caitlin hates unnecessary chatting and people knowing where she is, even when she's checking her gmail account. She is such a gchat ninja.

by mez337 February 28, 2010

ninja monday

Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.

Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."

by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010

Turret Ninja

A man named Wesley, whom of which is a chubby chaser. Prefers girls that are a little on the husky side, and likes to awkwardly pat her butt. She of course does'nt encourage this action but nothing can stop the Turret Ninja.

Turret Ninja aka Wesley Tu aka Q DUBB aka SilentTwinkie aka yellow menace aka short round.

by Spiderman aka Master Splinter May 4, 2011

Cricket Ninja

Cricket team in which the ninja like skills of the team members have led to victory in the toughest competition of all. Ably led by tank, this side is predicted to dominate warehouse cricket for years.

The Cricket Ninjas are the best sporting team in history.

by the don October 31, 2004