shit milk

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up you fucking shit milk"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"

by Glenn D July 24, 2008

Man milk

The slang term for the male's ejaculate, semen, cum, spooge.

Yeah that's right, I told that bitch "Hey, why don't you just have a nice tall glass of man milk and shut the fuck up!"

"Good evening madam what can I get for you?" Yes, I'll have a man milk...shaken not stirred!

"and for you sir...", "Just pour me a nice cold tall glass of man milk...and make it a double".

That filthy pig of woman you call a wife, was just asking for a taste of my man milk! She's luck I held back and didn't give it to her good!

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 5, 2007

milk-faced

to be intoxicated or drunk from libations, faded

"Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits." -MTV's The State

by Jacks August 3, 2005

milking the bull

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job

"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."

by lu January 17, 2003

almond milk

almond milk is better for you then milk, accept it, it takes a little while to get used to, BUT AT LEAST IT DOESNT GIVE YOU DIABETES. to all of my friends...
milk, is stupid, look it up online, i dont feel like explaining everything to you

almond milk is better for you then milk.

by brontesaurus-sex December 21, 2006

Ass Milk

The white substance that is left inside AJ's asshole after a long hot night of gay butt sex with his partner in gay crime Chris.

AJ: Dude look at all of the ass milk dripping from my butthole!

Chris:WOW! I blew a big one in there! You must be hurting!

by 9+6876+54165415 December 9, 2008

badger milk

like steroids but with more omph!!! and better and faster and more powerful results

bri serves a volleyball over the net and it goes across the endline because she is so powerful.

birdy: 'Roids!!!
taylor: on the badger milk are we bri??

by AllieBaBy02010 April 17, 2006