Applesauce Log

A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable

My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!

by Plumber mark July 23, 2024

Toxic Log

The poop that you take after a night of drinking that contains all the toxins from the alcohol

This is going to be a bad poop. It’s a toxic log.

by Vudah June 14, 2020

Get your log on

Signing on to the internet

"get your log on and hit me up on myspace"

by Dj Bustle August 3, 2008

You Know Who Else Logs?

A common phrase gay people use to find other surrounding gays, or mentally ill people (GPO players)

Your Parents: "Cosmic, honey, its been 2 weeks since you've left your room! are you sure you don't want to log in a bite of dinner?

You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"

by dxpe? December 15, 2023

Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Log

1. The phenomenon when you are experiencing difficulties because of unstable internet connection. It triggers your annoyance and anger.

It is the cause of some people's anger issue.

It will make you harsh things like cursing non-stop, smashing the keyboard, punching the monitor, breaking the CPU, and/or throwing your phone.

2. It may be the best excuse to give to your professors to avoid participation in online class and also when playing online games when in reality you are just stupid.

Player1: Noob! Just quit! Useless stupid player
Player2: Sorry, log

by Honey bunch sugar plum pumpkin May 12, 2021

Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025