Stuy Eye

When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.

Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.

Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.

by cockgobblertesticlesuckler September 23, 2023

spam eye

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam

Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us

by The spam eye haters August 04, 2015

Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.

"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

droopy eye

In some ways the opposite of a brown eye, but located in the same vicinity. The vagina as sometimes seen from behind when a woman with particularly large, loose and over-sized labia lips when she bends over, creating the look of a huge, droopy eye.

Mounting his girlfriend from behind, James gave her a good poke in the droopy eye.

by Mahogany Ride August 29, 2007

dagger eyes

When someone who tries to intimidate another person, they will flinch quickly towards that person, and exercise a quick widening of the eyes, in effort to scare away the supposed moron who tried to intimidate them in the first place. Usually, the kid who gives the dagger eyes is much more adapted to survive through mockery, and this action helps to scare off possible douche bags who try to scare the dagger eyed kid.

"Hey man did you see what Mike just did to me?"

"Nah what happened?"

"Dude he just gave me the dagger eyes, I was so scared, i think i pooped a little!"

"Dude, you better not mess with that bad ass anymore, he's dangerous!"

by Superskiier28394 March 01, 2010

beaver eyes

Using abnormally good eye sight to see something clearly or find something concealed.

Bill: "How did you find that store?"
Bob: "Please, I have my beaver eyes on."

by doofiemonster November 26, 2011

Eye Assault

When someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. An assault on your sense of sight.

Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.

by jpb103 February 01, 2016