Bunk Baby

An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.

"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."

by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020

Park baby

A guy who is a bum, usually after highschool, doesn't really do much but do drugs and alcohol at parks

Erick:Remember that time late at night we saw that park baby?

Trevor: yeah dude that guy needs a job or something.

by iloveRb26's November 19, 2016

Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

chipmunk baby

A child conceived through clandestine means on the female's part. Said means usually consist of the female giving fellatio, pretending to swallow, concealing semen in the side of her mouth (as a chipmunk), and later transferring the semen from the mouth to the vagina.

"... but Steve told me last year that they didn't want to have kids! I bet that sneaky bitch Jill made herself a chipmunk baby."

by dora t. explorer July 23, 2012

Grave Baby

A secret that is taken to the grave.

I will tell you what really happened, but it's got to be a Grave Baby.

by Jess and Allen September 9, 2019

Durr Baby

A child born between two blood relatives (usually cousins) that has a birth defect as a result of incest.

Make sure to wear a condom when you fuck your cousin. I don't want you to have a durr baby.

by Packedpower27 September 27, 2023

Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009