A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).
To make Monkey Bread:
1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!
To make Monkey Bread:
1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!
I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.
Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?
Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?
by Chode Master God October 7, 2007
Get the Monkey Breadmug. From the Manchester Evening News:
Stuart Pearce borrowed a line from his former Forest boss Brian Clough to make his point. He said: "Brian had a saying: `Dip your bread.' He meant that you should nail the opposition while you've got your tails up.
Stuart Pearce borrowed a line from his former Forest boss Brian Clough to make his point. He said: "Brian had a saying: `Dip your bread.' He meant that you should nail the opposition while you've got your tails up.
by GrimRob July 30, 2009
Get the Dip your breadmug. Another Word For Vagina.
by Kerrilia April 26, 2006
Get the daily breadmug. a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.
"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"what do u think killed him detective?"
"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
by pigaloo September 30, 2009
Get the the ninja bread manmug. by Usman Aslam June 18, 2008
Get the put that bread upmug. by Kamesaa April 24, 2014
Get the butter her breadmug. Endless rabbit holes created by the matrix (or notnilc) - in such a way that normies would never agree with it or understand. Made for you to chase endlessly, and to make you look silly if you ever engage in the pointless activity of trying to explain it to someone else. From the experience you've learned nothing, except for learning about the subtle aroma of piss from the bread crumbs.
by UncannyDeduction January 7, 2021
Get the Pissed on bread crumbsmug.