Turtle Racing
Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.
Turtle Racing by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024
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Turtle shot
When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.
Turtle shot by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024
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Turtle dogging
Turtle dogging by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024
Turtle Dick
Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
Turtle Dick by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
Turtle Recon
A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
Turtle Recon by Gropium June 10, 2025
Turtle Roy
He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
Turtle Roy by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025