swag ladder

A wealthy, socially adept, charismatic person that you hang around with, that makes you seem cooler than you actually are. The controlling factor in a group of friends. No one else would choose to hang out together, if it wasn't for this one very popular, socially smooth person. Members of this persons entourage are mostly unknown and trying to become known. The process of mimicking that person is known as "trying to climb the swag ladder."

You can't all be me. Stop imitating me and trying to climb to the top of the swag ladder.

by swagladder1st July 29, 2011

bag swag

people who wear backpacks around to add to the look and swag of their outfit

wearing a bag when it is not usually necessary but it looks good

you can not have a big backpack, if you look bad in bag swag then don't even try to pull it off

wearing a backpack to a concert or around in public when it is not needed people will tell you that you have bag swag

by TheBagSwagger August 7, 2011

Snookie Swag

An ugly woman that is walking like she is the hottest peice of ass on the earth.

"Aww man look at this sexy chick walking in right now"

"Eww dude she's hideous!"

"You serious? I cant see her face but she has to be hot walking like that."

"Thats snookie swag man. Wait till she gets closer."

"UGH FOUL!"

by Furburgerlar September 1, 2011

Swag Slurping

When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.

Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."

by 9steele9 June 7, 2010

nike swag

a form of swag in which a person always wears nike shoes... and makes them look good... having kicks that no one else has..

you see his new shoes? check out his nike swag

by matthewbb16 August 1, 2011

Turtle Swag

The actions that lead up to a awkward moment. Normal swags awkward counterpart.

Logan: I love you Hannah.
Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag

by awkwardcool May 9, 2012

super swag

1. When someone obtains so much swag everyone around them gets sucked into the swag tornado.

Jacob: Dude, did you see how much swag that guy had?
Mike: I think at that point it's considered super swag.
Jacob: What the hell does "super swag" mean?

by old man in the attic April 13, 2016