Cold Stone Creamery

Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.

Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!

by Johnny Jay2385wer7656897w697w5 October 16, 2008

Killing two birds with one stone

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.

Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?

by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009

Stonehenge

a rock formation that can be found in Montana, United States of America.

Jon: Want to go to Stonehenge?
Phil: Naw man, I just went to Montana yesterday. It was lame.

by Dusseldumpling March 21, 2009

phone stoned

talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.

getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.

by Gravy Licker April 16, 2008

stone cold bitch

That one skank that always opens your snapchats but never responds.

Jannet always leaves me on read, what a stone cold bitch.

by Pussy Feind March 12, 2016

stone

Another word for testicle.

Courtesy B.C

B.C; how 'bout you suck my left stone..right buk chow now.

by coinroller May 3, 2008

rolling stone

noun. it's what you dub yourself as when you take e and then smoke a joint to amplify the high.

i'm gonna be a rolling stone tonight!

by E.M.T. March 15, 2009