straight girl crush 

Crush that a straight female gets on another female.

I am not attracted to other women sexually, but I really have a straight girl crush on fill in the blank.

straight girl crush by toosilly April 21, 2006

straight edge 

A bunch of hypoctitical dicks with inferiority complexes that say they dont drink, smoke, or have premarital sex but, still hang out at the bars I frequent to start fights with people who do those things. People defined as straight edge usually hate their dads, or have small penises, or both. The ones with no visible tattos usually become cops for that very reason.

john: hey jim i think im gonna go straight edge.

Jim: i didnt know you hated your dad.

straight edge by eqosome August 14, 2009

straight gay 

-used to describe something as absoulutley gay.

-A straight person who acts gay.

-Bisexual

-A gay who acts straight.

-to be extremly happy

Hey, faggot quit being straight gay. I know you think about me errday. Gay fagget.

straight gay by str8upgayBrah January 29, 2010

straight edge 

being a pussy& having no fun while being a teenager when you have an excuse to act like a retard.

im not gay, im just straight edge

straight edge by Kate Rose January 1, 2007

Straight Edge 

To avoid everything good in life and suffer by yourself or with your other straight edge shit cunts. You don't have fun, or know what it is, obviously.

I'm straight edge.
*initiate homosexuality*

Straight Edge by Booterz August 17, 2008

Straight Edge 

People who don't want to destroy their bodies, and brains with toxins. These people, like myself, find it funny that some people who do enjoy drinking and smoking feel the need to insult them. It's a lifestyle fucktards. Deal with it. :)

Stoner: Hahaha straight edge faggot. Why don't you have some fun and get fucked up like us cool kids.
sXe: Naw. but have fun getting messed up man ;)

Straight Edge by NuGgEt July 5, 2004

Straight Edge 2000 

Being sXe2000 means that you are allowed to drink, eat or fuck whatever you like.
It's primarily used to confuse people and annoy straight-edgers.

"I'm sXe 2000...hey, I need more booze!"

Straight Edge 2000 by Bangdollar February 2, 2005