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Steven

Middle aged, teenage or young adult racist man, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to his although he isn't even remotely affected.
Steven sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from his window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Steven refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. He harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Steven says white pride or all live matter

Steven complains that his favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. He parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
A: Burden won 2020 election, man
B: finally, I'm tried of seeing these Steven. Segregate our country
by Oliver Kaftman February 11, 2021
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Steven

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Yes, he is awesome!
Omg Steven is Live!
by ndjskxujsjsjs February 28, 2021
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You see that blowing up building over there Steven did it
by atkinson a April 5, 2021
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Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same
by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021
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leg 1- steven is hot
leg 2- soooo hot
by 99 becks April 22, 2021
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Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.
Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"
by titty69muncher August 19, 2024
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Steven Ambatukam

Special Agent of Secret Service. World-class master of espionage, disguise, and assassination. Has been in pursuit of world-class criminal mastermind Amba Singh, even at the cost of his allies such as his partner Sergeant Batu Khan.
Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: You've met your wicked demise, Amba Singh! *stabs man in his back*

Man: Steven, I'm Batu Khan, I'm Batu Khan! *bleeding out*

Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: Oh my God, Batu Khan *starts crying after realising what he has done to his long-time friend*
by Steven Ambatukam October 16, 2024
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