Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals October 1, 2016

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010

Marvel's Spider Man 2 Game

Spider Man 2 is a video game that is total Shit. it's the most shit game in the world do not let anyone sway your opinion.

Hey did you hear the news that the Marvel's Spider Man 2 game is out? It is the most Shit game ever and has a 23 on Metacritic.

by anonymous October 23, 2023

If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight

Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.

Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.

by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy

“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”

by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023