lovin' the softie

When you get a BIG stuffed animal from a carnival/Six Flags, cut a small hole in the ass part of whatever animal it is, and have an amazing night of sexual intercourse with that stuffed animal.

OMG! I was lovin' the softie last night. I was straight rammin' that panda.

by kubik September 28, 2006

Soft Taco

Cocine in powder form

hey man, you got any soft tacos??

by xale420 October 28, 2008

Wangular Softitude

That thang where yo' tally whack got no jive. Ya dig?

Slap mah fro. Lemont got some smack dayom wangular softitude. ya meen?

by Ross P. September 27, 2003

Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.

-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."

by vallada November 4, 2009

soft as cheeks

N. A slang word used to ridicule someone who is acting weak, like a bitch, crybaby, pussy, scared, etc.

You bitch! That fine ass girl asked you to dance and u were to scared, your soft as cheeks u pussy.

by Chris Dietz 917 232 9501 August 2, 2006

Soft Dogg

When an opportunity arises for a non self made, wealthy yet highly sheltered individual with low to medium extroverted qualities fails to capitalize on an inebriated female who to other on-lookers obviously wants to be infiltrated by his nozzle regardless of his shortcomings as a human being.

Yo Brandon was a total Soft Dogg last night. Trinity was faded and totally wanted dick! I wish that fool would step his game up!

by Urbannozzler March 19, 2009

Soft and Giggly

The way you feel after a few glasses of champagne and a smoke. Often prompts uncontrollable giggles and general sense of happiness. Beyond your standard "good mood".

I am feeling soft and giggly after that last glass of champagne.

by yummy_mummy March 31, 2010