When you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating sex, that you feel you've worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging
Trent: "Morning babe, want to go work out with me?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"
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Well, sex is basically one of the greatest, most wonderful sensations known to human kind.
It not only makes babies, but it also makes you healthier ! Careful, though, kid. You could get STDs. :
It not only makes babies, but it also makes you healthier ! Careful, though, kid. You could get STDs. :
McKenzi & Jacob hadn't been going out for long.
One night, after Jacob had invited her to a movie, Jacob told her he had to pick something up from his house before he dropped her off.
"You wanna come inside?" he asked her.
Of course she didnt refuse; Jacob was the hottest guy at her school & she'd been dying to get a little action.
Jacob's thoughts were the same.
He walked through the door (his parents were out of town) and went to his bedroom.
With McKenzi close on his heels, he stopped
& looked her straight in the eye.
It became silent, but not in an awkward way. It was more in a "ohh my god, i want to get to know yer body way"
Jacob didnt waste a moment.
He rushed his urgent lips to hers; their soft lips embraced one another as they tangled their arms in eachother's hair and stumbled to the bed.
Jacob was a VERY good kisser, no doubt.
McKenzi was caught the moment, wanting more of him every second.
Before she knew it, his hands were under her shirt, massaging her boobs gently, over the bra, yet she could tell he wanted the real thing.
She helped him out there.
Lifting her shirt over her head, Jacob watched in awe as her 34C bra came undone.
The continued kissing, Jacob was squeezing her tits and tracing his tongue over her lips, her jaw, her neck, collarbone...
he finally got to her nipples and she gasped. She ripped off his shirt & their bare skin was rubbing & before they knew it, their pants were off.
Jacob & McKenzi didnt rush to their genitals at first. They wanted to prolong the moment.
But before they could stop it, Jacobs long, thick boner rubbed against her shaved, pink pussy.
They didnt stop for oral. (blowjob or eating out) Jacob just wanted to get his erected dick into her wet vag.
With McKenzi on the bottom, awaiting Jacob's powerful thrusts, their eyes met & they knew this was going to be the most amazing night of their lives.
When Jacob's hard dick penetrated into her pussy, McKenzi just about exploded. It felt so good. She wanted more... she needed it.
Jacob was soo good. He started out slowly, but began thrusting quicker, harder, deeper as McKenzi's moans became louder.
"Jacob... ohhh Jake. Mmmm, please, oh GOD. youre amazing, oh godd ahhh..."
He brought one hand down from her huge boobs & played with her clit. McKenzi was gasping for air.
"OHH JAKE, mmm. YES! eh! ohh mm."
Soon she was fuckin screaming his name.
"JAKE OHH BABY YES. MMM. UHH, JAKE!"
Her orgasms drove him insane.
He cummed inside her; shelay gasping & moaning as his dick expanded even more into her pussy.
They stopped for a moment, appreciating how wonderful it was.
Then McKenzi got on top. Jacob wasnt prepared for the full effect of her humping him. She was amazing too, finding everry curve or him & engulfing his dick with her pussy.
He was muttering her name in rhythm.
"mckenzi, baby, ohh. mm, yesyesyesyes !"
They rode eachother almost all night long,
enjoying every second of it. There wasnt a single part of their skin that hadnt been touched by eachother. It was the best night of their lives.
The next day, they woke up together after sleeping in the spoon position. McKenzi could hardly speak from screaming & moaning so much the night before. She could hardly walk, too, but the sex was completely worth it. :D
^Holy fuck man. Im soo wet right now, its driving me mad. Anyone wanna fuckk ? ;
One night, after Jacob had invited her to a movie, Jacob told her he had to pick something up from his house before he dropped her off.
"You wanna come inside?" he asked her.
Of course she didnt refuse; Jacob was the hottest guy at her school & she'd been dying to get a little action.
Jacob's thoughts were the same.
He walked through the door (his parents were out of town) and went to his bedroom.
With McKenzi close on his heels, he stopped
& looked her straight in the eye.
It became silent, but not in an awkward way. It was more in a "ohh my god, i want to get to know yer body way"
Jacob didnt waste a moment.
He rushed his urgent lips to hers; their soft lips embraced one another as they tangled their arms in eachother's hair and stumbled to the bed.
Jacob was a VERY good kisser, no doubt.
McKenzi was caught the moment, wanting more of him every second.
Before she knew it, his hands were under her shirt, massaging her boobs gently, over the bra, yet she could tell he wanted the real thing.
She helped him out there.
Lifting her shirt over her head, Jacob watched in awe as her 34C bra came undone.
The continued kissing, Jacob was squeezing her tits and tracing his tongue over her lips, her jaw, her neck, collarbone...
he finally got to her nipples and she gasped. She ripped off his shirt & their bare skin was rubbing & before they knew it, their pants were off.
Jacob & McKenzi didnt rush to their genitals at first. They wanted to prolong the moment.
But before they could stop it, Jacobs long, thick boner rubbed against her shaved, pink pussy.
They didnt stop for oral. (blowjob or eating out) Jacob just wanted to get his erected dick into her wet vag.
With McKenzi on the bottom, awaiting Jacob's powerful thrusts, their eyes met & they knew this was going to be the most amazing night of their lives.
When Jacob's hard dick penetrated into her pussy, McKenzi just about exploded. It felt so good. She wanted more... she needed it.
Jacob was soo good. He started out slowly, but began thrusting quicker, harder, deeper as McKenzi's moans became louder.
"Jacob... ohhh Jake. Mmmm, please, oh GOD. youre amazing, oh godd ahhh..."
He brought one hand down from her huge boobs & played with her clit. McKenzi was gasping for air.
"OHH JAKE, mmm. YES! eh! ohh mm."
Soon she was fuckin screaming his name.
"JAKE OHH BABY YES. MMM. UHH, JAKE!"
Her orgasms drove him insane.
He cummed inside her; shelay gasping & moaning as his dick expanded even more into her pussy.
They stopped for a moment, appreciating how wonderful it was.
Then McKenzi got on top. Jacob wasnt prepared for the full effect of her humping him. She was amazing too, finding everry curve or him & engulfing his dick with her pussy.
He was muttering her name in rhythm.
"mckenzi, baby, ohh. mm, yesyesyesyes !"
They rode eachother almost all night long,
enjoying every second of it. There wasnt a single part of their skin that hadnt been touched by eachother. It was the best night of their lives.
The next day, they woke up together after sleeping in the spoon position. McKenzi could hardly speak from screaming & moaning so much the night before. She could hardly walk, too, but the sex was completely worth it. :D
^Holy fuck man. Im soo wet right now, its driving me mad. Anyone wanna fuckk ? ;
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Person 2: Yeah, this must be the 7th time today. They have sex like bunnies.
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Bob: So what'd you do?
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At Blaire's high school the student government hosted a game of hide and seek every year as something fun to do. This was Blaire's second year of high school, so she has only done this once before. There was one rule to this hide and seek game though, and it was you cannot seek in the bathroom of the opposite gender. Last year Blaire could not use this to her advantage due to the seeker being also female, but this year the seeker was male, which means she could hide in the girl's bathroom and the seeker would not be able to find her. The announcements rang through the school saying "The seeker will begin seeking in 5 minutes." A 5 minute timer then started to count down. Blaire was ready. She ran across the school to the girls bathroom and hid as she let out a sigh. She heard a noise from one of the stalls. "There must be somebody else with the same idea as me." Thought Blaire. Suddenly the stall came swinging open to reveal her crush-Kevin. "I'm hiding here so I can win." Said Kevin. Blaire's heart gave a flutter as she thought about how awesome it was to be stuck in a room with her crush. The announcements declared the game had begun. Blaire and Kevin looked at each other , and thought about how this was going to turn out. Kevin also had a crush on Blaire. As they sat next to each other on the sink Blaire ran he hand up Kevin's thigh, pushing his basketball shorts up his leg. Kevin realized they had similar feelings for each other.
At Blaire's high school the student government hosted a game of hide and seek every year as something fun to do. This was Blaire's second year of high school, so she has only done this once before. There was one rule to this hide and seek game though, and it was you cannot seek in the bathroom of the opposite gender. Last year Blaire could not use this to her advantage due to the seeker being also female, but this year the seeker was male, which means she could hide in the girl's bathroom and the seeker would not be able to find her. The announcements rang through the school saying "The seeker will begin seeking in 5 minutes." A 5 minute timer then started to count down. Blaire was ready. She ran across the school to the girls bathroom and hid as she let out a sigh. She heard a noise from one of the stalls. "There must be somebody else with the same idea as me." Thought Blaire. Suddenly the stall came swinging open to reveal her crush-Kevin. "I'm hiding here so I can win." Said Kevin. Blaire's heart gave a flutter as she thought about how awesome it was to be stuck in a room with her crush. The announcements declared the game had begun. Blaire and Kevin looked at each other , and thought about how this was going to turn out. Kevin also had a crush on Blaire. As they sat next to each other on the sink Blaire ran he hand up Kevin's thigh, pushing his basketball shorts up his leg. Kevin realized they had similar feelings for each other.
Kevin went in to kiss Blaire, and soon they were making against the bathroom wall. Kevin took off his shirt revealing his amazing six pack. They were both getting really horny as Blaire felt Kevin's dick push on her leg. Blaire took off her jeans and pushed Kevin onto the floor. Blaire licked his cock. She took of her white crop top to reveal her pink lacy bra holding her big boobs into place. She lowered her panties down to her ankles and got on top of Kevin, running her throbbing, wet, pussy across his six pack. She put her hands on his shoulders and put her pussy on his dick. Blaire started to ride Kevin. Kevin couldn't hold back and started thrusting upward as Blaire rode his cock. Blaire was having the time of her life and started to moan loudly. This really turned Kevin on and he started to thrust faster and harder. Blaire rode his cock faster and harder. Blaire's eyes roll back into her head and lets out a loud moan as she cums on Kevin's cock. Blaire starts to shake on Kevin's cock, turning herself into a human vibrator. Kevin holds on to Blaire's thick ass as he spews semen inside of her. She lets out a loud moan and cums once again on his veiny cock. Blaire vibrates faster as her boobs jiggle. Kevin takes off her bra and her boobs shake violently causing her to cum hard on his cock. Blaire keeps cumming and lays on top of Kevin and kisses him. As they fall asleep on the bathroom floor. Knowing she had made the best sex story ever.
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