Rocky Ford

A small town in colorado about a mile long with nothing to do and a movie theater that only has one movie. Has gangster kids and beaners that always mad dog you or hit on you like pervs. Its peacefull but pretty fucking boring. The funnest thing to do is watch the train go by. But it has the best and sweetest watermelon I have ever tasted.

Jimmy: Damn this place is so boring. I'd rather watch grass grow.

James: It's like rocky ford all over again.

by FuckIt12744 December 19, 2010

Rocky Mountain Roofie

A Rocky Mountain Roofie is essentially an overwhelming sensation of awe induced by the myriad beauties of Colorado. The overwhelming awe, in addition to a lack of oxygen, causes one to become unconscious within minutes therefore allowing nature to determine the ominous fate of the victim.

"Dude, I think Mother Nature just had her way with me... good thing she's a MILF!"

He totally OD'd while getting Rocky Mountain High

Hey man, your gonna take her hiking?

Man: Yeah I'm gonna slip her a Rocky Mountain Roofie

by 2oorsNowtsst November 10, 2010

Rockstar Wasted

When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.

Charlie Sheen gets Rockstar Wasted

by greenninja2 April 3, 2011

Roche Unit

A unit of erectile strength that determines the intensity of an erection. A Roche unit of 0 means that the penis is perpendicular to the testicles, while a Roche unit of -10 indicates severe erectile dysfunction (see floppulant). A Roche unit of 10 means that vigorous masturbation is necessary to prevent irreparable damage to the phallus.

This girl was SO fine man, you won't even BELIEVE. I was walking around with a 8 Roche unit erection for weeks. Gotta get with that, ya' heard?

by ErmagerdPotato March 19, 2013

Rocket Syndrome

Let action B have some generally accepted prerequisite state A. That is, someone must be in state A before performing action B. We say that one has rocket syndrome if that individual attempts to pursue action B before achieving state A.

I recently attributed my attempts at the challenge exercises in the text "Professor Evil's Advanced Super Hard Calculus For Definitive Non-Beginners" to rocket syndrome.

by CanadaAle12,coldandhard June 14, 2014

rochester fonzie

A person in Rochester Minnesota that somehow manages to shit on the bottom of the toilet seat and leaves a total disaster for the next person that uses the toilet.

Damn, the Rochester fonzie destroyed the toilet again!

by prevent-ice June 22, 2016

Rocky Outcrapping

Large immovable chunk of shit ejected in an explosive millisecond that adheres to the back of the toilet bowl. Flushing may result in chipping of small particles, but for the most part these concrete turds must be scraped off.

Tim began to panic as he peered into Lucy's toilet and discovered a rocky outcrapping.

by Itsaslimey July 11, 2016