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Mormon Road-Block

Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
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joy road 

A street in Detroit where the money long as 6 mile. Famous rapper Tee Grizzly claims this as his hood. Feds are scared of this street you can see anything from shootings to super crackheads
Corn ball : where you from ?
Me: joy road bitch
joy road by Detroit Road March 20, 2017

The Road 

The road is where white lines let cars drive safely, and where drivers have a mutual agreement to not play bumper cars.
"Hey dude, I'm going to go buy some groceries. I'm driving my car, wanna come with me on the road?
"Ok"
The Road by I Took This Pseudonym December 25, 2020

Utah Road Construction 

The biggest and longest running joke ever to be pulled by a state or nation in history.
The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.
Son of a-- not another Utah Road Construction Project! and right on the way to work too.

death road to canada 

The only game where you can get killed by stubbing your toe and telling your car to COOL IT
Death road to canada be like> Car *breaks down*
guy1 COOL IT

christie road 

One of the greastest songs by Green Day on their 2nd album, Kerplunk! It's a song about how Billie Joe used to sit at the tracks at christie road and smoke pot when he was bored and to get away.
Take me to the tracks at Christie road!
christie road by crazyassmofo January 2, 2006