Richard Reed someone who is not vary bright. And that his Richardness will rub off on you. Where you become not so vary smart.
by Phantomrantom May 9, 2022
Get the Richard Reed mug.Where shall I even begin! Richard is the type of person to sweep you off your feet. He is caring (more than he shows) and has an incredible energy that makes you want to be around him 24/7. He’s at least 6ft tall and super strong with huge biceps and a really manly smell… (I’ll leave that up to your imagination).You could get lost in his gorgeous blue eyes while scratching his ridiculously soft hair (Richard, please tell us what conditioner you use).Even though his greek could use some more practice,his intelligence is off the charts. He is very knowledgeable and ambitious and could accomplish anything he sets his mind to.He can make you laugh uncontrollably with his talent for impersonating people and knows exactly in which way to tease you to make you get a tiny bit angry at him, but still not enough for you to stay mad at him.He makes you think “wow this is the type of person I’ve been waiting for all of my life”.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
Person: Have you seen Richard?
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
by poisse<3 May 9, 2022
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The person kind of personality one can ever meet. He's charming, handsome, with attractive eyes, He's very brilliant and smart when handling crucial matters. He's the dream any young woman can wish to have. He's rich, sexy, and sexually active. The name Richard is not common, but one of the best kind of names.
by Professor Anthill Saunders September 20, 2022
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The act in which a uncircumcised man has his penis blown up like a balloon. After being continously blown up over and over the tip of ones shaft gets bloody.
The act in which a uncircumcised man has his penis blown up like a balloon. After being continously blown up over and over the tip of ones shaft gets bloody.
by Fackthaworld September 27, 2022
Get the bloody richard mug.If you have a Richard in your life you are least lucky person on earth. He seems like the most assholey person ever but he comes from a tough background he usually goes through some type of trauma. He acts like a really tough person but inside he is delicate. if there is a Richard in your life then be very careful
by Theotherdumbasshole October 3, 2022
Get the Richard mug.Richards, the word for someone called “Richard” who fails to live up to the high standard of live making. Women often leave disappointed and sad at the inappropriate jokes mentioned. You may how do I know? I be answer, I live with one.
by Truth_Bringer_117 January 8, 2022
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