Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

conger eels and rice

1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece

1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"

by theWestHamfan December 05, 2003

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.

"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

by chachaddict April 18, 2009

rice bowl

see: punani,pussy,vagina etc.

i put my chopstick in her rice bowl

by dane January 11, 2004

Special Fried Rice

A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.

The male version of bluewaffle disease.

"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"

by Biomech April 04, 2010

rice sock

A ball of rice, marinated in period blood, then bagged. Women heat this up and apply it to cramped areas while on the menstrual cycle.

My girl was raggin', so I microwaved a rice sock for her so she'd leave me tf alone.

by TPF1105 June 27, 2017

rice bowling

Accepting a salary for a drone job without questioning its logic, its efficiency, or its value to the employer's mission. The worker is perfectly happy as long as his bowl of rice gets filled every day.

This place is in trouble if doesn't change direction. Management is miserable. Anyone who looks around is terrified. Only those still rice bowling are happy.

by slowtyper February 22, 2012